Nokia 6610

A Sardar Sent SMs

2all frnds:

"My mobile no.

has been

changed

Previously it was

nokia6610

Now its

nokia 2626

So Plz send msg on nokia 2626.

Laal Tamator

Sardar g k khait k Tamatar buhut laal hote thay,

Parosan ne pocha to sardar g ne kaha:

Madam,main roz subah pora nanga ho kar pani deta hon,

Isi liye Sharam se Tamatar laal ho gae!

Parosan ne bhi apne khait main aisa hi kya,

Tamatar to laal nahi huwe,

Kheere lambe ho gaye.;-)

Elan-E-Aam

,*”Elan-E-Aam”*,’

‘*”Apni Zakaat”*’
Kheraat Sadqaat

Or

Qurbani ki Khaalen
KESC Ko Dijiey

Is
Se Apko Akhrat
Me Ajjar

Or Dunia
Me Bijli MiLe Gi

MUSLIM & MOMIN

Ishfaq Ahmad likhtey hain

"1 sawal ne muje bohat preshan kia"

Sawal ye tha: MOMIN or MUSLIM me kia farq hy?

Bohat logo se pocha mgar kisi k jawab se mutmain na hua.

1 dafa 1 gaaon se guzra.Dekha k 1 Baba Jee ganney ka russ nikal re hain, najane dil me khyal aya k inse yahi sawal pochon to mein ne salam kia or ijazat le k sawal btaya.

He thought n replied "Muslim wo hy Jo ALLAH ko manta hy

Or MOMIN wo hy jo ALLAH Ki manta hy...

LOAD SHADING

Dekho Andhera

Kitna Suhana Hai,

Load Shading Ka Zamana He,

Kar Do Ek

Aacha SmS Rawana,

Balance Bacha K Kya UPS lagwana hai. ;-)

An importent MSG

An importent MSG..!
PAKiSTAN Ka Mosam Kesa B Ho

AATA
Mile Ya Na Mile

BiJLi
Aye Ya Jai

TiME
1 Ghanta Agay Ho Ya Peche

HOLiDAY
Friday Ko Ho Ya Sunday Ko

PETROL
Mazeed MehenGa Ho Ya Sasta

PANi
Ae Na Ae

mera SMS

Pehle Bhi Aate Thay, Ab B Atey Hy
or Inshallah mustaqbil me bhi Aate Rahenge

Rabri Devi In Hell

Rabri Devi died and went to hell (as expected…)

As she stood in front of Yamraj, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.

She asked, What are all those clocks?

Yamraj answered, Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.

Rabri : “Oh”, Who’s clock is that?

Yamraj : That’s Gautam Buddha’s. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.

Rabri : And whose clock is that?

Yamraj : That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life.

Rabri : Where’s my Laloo’s clock?

Yamraj : Laloo’s clock is in my office, I’m using it as ceiling fan.

Fazal-ur- Rehman

(Larki)

Shaadi ka wada kia
Adnan se

Warna mohaßat to thi
Rehan se

Anjane me sab keh dia Farhan se

kia haal hua tha pocho Shayan se

Ab ummeed hai sirf Noman se

Lekin bat banegi Imran se

Ya phir dekho faizan se

Nahi to shayad zeeshan se

wrna setting to hai hi Molana Fazal-ur- Rehman se

Welcome 2 Pakistan

Welcome 2 Pakistan,

Due 2 d recent situation of Pakistan
the courses have been changed 2;

MBBS:
Master in Bomb Blasting Strategies

CA:
Career in Alqaeda

MSc:
Master Sucide Course

IT:
Institute of Terrorism

MBA:
Member of Blasting Agency

All these Courses offerd by

UET:
Univrsty of Error n Terror

Zardari 2 Nawaz

زرداری سائکل پر جارہا تھا۔

نواز شریف ملا۔ اور بولا۔

اللہ کے نام پہ کچھ تو دے دو سائیں۔۔۔

زرداری چل آ بیٹھ۔

تجھے ایک اور چکر دیتا ہوں۔

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Zardari cycle pe ja raha tha.

Nawaz sharif mila or bola:

Allah ke nam pe kuch tu de do Sayen.

Zardari: Chal aa beth.

Tuj ko 1 aur ‘Chakkar’ Deta hoon.

GEO ZAIDI

نمرود کو مچھر کا کاٹا یاد رہے گا۔
فرعون کو موسٰی کا عصا یاد رہے گا۔
بش بھول گیا ہے جو کردارِ حسین۔۔۔
جوتا اسے زیدی کا سدا یاد رہے گا۔
۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔

NAMROOD Ko Machar Ka Kata Yad Rahe Ga*
FIROON Ko Musa Ka Asa Yad Rahe Ga*
BUSH bhol Gaya Hai Jo Kirdar-e- Hussain*
Joota Usay ZAIDI ka Sada Yad Rahe Ga*

Zardari's Performance

شیطان اپنے چیلوں سے۔۔۔

سام۔۔۔ تمہاری ڈیوٹی آج سے امریکا میں ہے۔

جولی۔۔۔ تم یو کے جاو گی۔

اور پیٹر تم انڈیا چلے جاو۔۔۔

سام۔۔۔ سر پاکستان کس کو بھجوانا ہے؟

وہاں کسی کی ضرورت نہیں۔

میں آصف علی زرداری کی پرفارمنس سے بہت خوش ہوں۔

۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔

Shaitan apne chelun se: Saam tumhari duty aaj se America main hy,

JULIE tum UK jao gi,

aur

PETER tum India chalay jao.

Saam: Sir Pakistan kis ko bhijwaya hy???

Shetan: Wahan Kisi ki zuroorat nahi!

I’m satisfied with ASIF ALI ZARDARI’S performance…

kARACHI K HALAAT

کراچی کے حالات۔۔۔

پینٹ شرٹ پہنو تو پٹھان نہیں چھوڑیں گے۔

شلوار قمیض پہنو تو ایم کیو ایم والے نہیں چھوڑیں گے۔

چڈی بنیان پہنو تو طالبان نہیں چھوڑیں گے۔

اور کچھ نہ پہنو تو ۔۔۔۔۔۔

عوام نہیں چھوڑیں گے۔

Karachi K Halaat!

“Paint Shirt” Pehno To Pathan Nahi Chorengay

“Shalwar Qameez” Pehno To MQM Walay Nahi Chorengay

“Chaddi Banyan Pehno To Taleban Nahi Choregay

Aur

“Kuch Na Pehno” To Awaam Nahi Choregi

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD

POLITICIAN'S

Siasatdano Se Bhari Hoi Ek Bus

Driver Se Beqabo Hokar Pul Se Nichi

Gir Kar Ek Keht Mai Ja Gusi.

Kisan Ne Awaz Sunkar Ghar Se Bahar Aya
Or Sari Siasatdano Ko Dafnaya..

2 Din Baad Police Wahan Ayi

Khasta Hal Bus Dekni Ke Baad Kisan

Se Pocha “Kia Sare Siasatdan Mar Chuke They?

Kisan Ne Kaha Nhin G Kuch To Keh Rahe The Ki

Wo Zinda Hain Magar Jinab Aap Ko To Pata Hai K

Siasatdan Kitna Jhoot Bolte Hain

Berozgaar Behan

Salam Bhai

ap se ek arz hai

k

agar koi govt ya private

ya koi sales ki job ho to mujhe zaroor batain……..

Ap ki BEROZGAR,

sister

Shereen Rehman.

Election India

Hieght of Double Meaning:

After the Elections PM of India Manmohan Singh said;

“Yeah Sb To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,

Warna Is Umer Main Mera Khra Hona Mushkil Tha”

Laloo Apply For Job At Microsoft

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft
Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply: *

*

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further
correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates.** *

*
Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference : “Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi
hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai.”
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued… … “Ab hum aap sab ko
apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai -
isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.*

*
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad —– Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet —–aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement —– humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance —– ab Letter vetter bhejne
ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call —– phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained —– bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks —– aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. —- Tohar Bilva.*

Political Humor

Barack Obama, John McCain, and Bill Clinton are on a ship in the Persian Gulf.

The ship hits a mine and begins to sink.

Obama says: “Women and children first.

” McCain says: “F*** the women.

” Clinton says: “Do we have time?”

Obama's Fan

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.

Little Johnny said, ‘Because I’m not an Obama fan.’

The teacher asked, ‘Why aren’t you an Obama fan?’

Johnny said, ‘Because I’m a Republican.’

The teacher asked him why he’s a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, ‘Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican.’

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, ‘If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?’

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, ‘That would make me an Obama fan.

Obama's Wite

What do Barack Obama’s wife and the American flag have in common?

They both go down in the name of the president.